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  Murder Take the Cake

  By

  Gayle Trent

  Bell Bridge Books

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead,) events or locations is entirely coincidental.

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  Copyright 2008 © by Gayle Trent

  Ebook ISBN: 978-1-935661-05-4

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  Contents

  Cover Page

  Title page

  Copyright Page

  AUTHOR’S NOTE

  CHAPTER ONE

  CHAPTER TWO

  CHAPTER THREE

  CHAPTER FOUR

  CHAPTER FIVE

  CHAPTER SIX

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  CHAPTER NINE

  CHAPTER TEN

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  CHAPTER TWELVE

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  CHAPTER FOURTEEN

  CHAPTER FIFTEEN

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN

  CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

  CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

  CHAPTER NINETEEN

  CHAPTER TWENTY

  Daphne’s Recipes

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Coming Soon!

  AUTHOR’S NOTE

  The cat in Murder Takes the Cake is based on a stray cat that came to our house and had kittens under a storage building in our backyard. A large striped tabby kept coming around, and after watching the adult cats interact, we realized he was the dad. In fact, he would babysit the kittens so Mom could leave them. I started sitting a short distance away from the food bowl when I fed the cats, and they eventually became acclimated to my presence. Dad warmed up to me first, and then Mom finally began to brush against me. She does have only one eye.

  Since the cats are feral, a neighbor who works at a spay/neuter clinic helped capture the cats in a cage and she took them to get them spayed and vaccinated. The first thing I asked was, “What did the doctor say about Mama Kitty’s eye?” The neighbor reported the doctor thought she might’ve been born that way. To me, that was a relief. It has been over a year now since we first discovered the little family.

  The mother and two kittens are here full-time now. Dad comes and goes, but he always seems to make it home for the holidays. The first time I noticed this was when I heard him meowing on the front porch on Mother’s Day after everyone else had gone to bed. I’ve tried to talk him into staying, but he just rubs his head against me as if to say, “The open meadows call to me, baby.”

  CHAPTER ONE

  “Mrs. Watson?” I called, banging on the door again. I glanced up at the ever-blackening clouds. Although I had Mrs. Watson’s cake in a box, it would be my luck to get caught in a downpour with it. This was my third attempt to please her, and I couldn’t afford another mistake on the amount she was paying me. Whoever said, “the customer is always right,” had obviously never dealt with Yodel Watson.

  I heard something from inside the house and pressed my ear against the door. A vision of my falling into the living room and dropping the cake when Mrs. Watson flung open the door made me rethink that decision.

  “Mrs. Watson?” I called again.

  “Come in! It’s open! Come in!”

  I tried the knob and the door was indeed unlocked. I stepped inside but couldn’t see Mrs. Watson. “It’s me—Daphne Martin. I’m here with your cake.”

  “Come in! It’s open!”

  “I am in, Mrs. Watson. Where are you?”

  “It’s open!”

  “I know! I—” Gritting my teeth, I walked through the living room and placed the cake on the kitchen table. A quick glance around the kitchen told me Mrs. Watson wasn’t in there either.

  “It’s open!”

  Man, could this lady get on your nerves. I decided to follow the voice. It came from my left, so I eased down the hallway.

  “Mrs. Watson?”

  On my right, there was a den. I poked my head inside.

  “Come in!”

  I turned toward the voice. A gray parrot was sitting on its perch inside its cage.

  “It’s open!” the bird squawked.

  “I noticed.” Great. She’s probably not home, and I’ll get arrested for breaking and entering . . . though technically, I didn’t break . . . .

  It was then I saw Mrs. Watson lying on the sofa in a faded navy robe. There was a plaid blanket over her legs. She appeared to be sleeping, but I’d heard the parrot calling when I was outside. No way could Mrs. Watson be in the same room and sleep through that racket.

  I stepped closer. “Are you okay?” Her pallor told me she was not okay. Then the foul odor hit me.

  I backed away and took my cell phone out of my purse. “I’m calling 9-1-1, Mrs. Watson. Everything’s gonna be all right.” I don’t know if I was trying to reassure her or myself.

  Everything’s gonna be all right. I’d been telling myself that for the past month.

  I lingered in the doorway in case Mrs. Watson would wake up and need something before the EMTs arrived.

  I turned forty this year. Forty seems to be a sobering age for every woman, but it hit me especially hard. When most women get to be my age, they at least have some bragging rights: successful career, happy marriage, beautiful children, nice home. I had none of the above. My so-called bragging rights included a failed marriage, a dingy apartment, and twenty years’ service in a dead-end job. Cue violins.

  When my sister Violet called and told me about a “charming little house” for sale near her neighborhood, I jumped at the chance to leave all the dead ends of middle Tennessee and come home to Brea Ridge, where I grew up in southwest Virginia. Surely, something better awaited me here.

  So far, I’d moved into my house—which I recently learned came with a one-eyed stray cat—and started a cake decorating business. A great deal of my time had involved coming up with a name, a logo, getting business cards made up, setting up a web site and other “fun” administrative duties. The cake and cupcakes I’d made for my niece and nephew to take to school on Halloween had been a hit, though, and had led to some nice word-of-mouth advertising and a couple orders. Leslie’s puppy dog cake and Lucas’ black cat cupcakes were the first additions to my web site’s gallery.

  Sadly, my first customer had been Yodel Watson. She’d considered herself a world-class baker in her hey-day, but no longer had the time or desire to engage in “such foolishness.”

  “I want you to make me a cake for my Thanksgiving dinner,” she’d said. “Nothing too gaudy. I want my family to think I made it myself.”

  My first two attempts had been refused: the first cake was too fancy; the second was too plain. I’
d been hoping—praying—third time would be the charm. Now the laboriously prepared spice cake with cream cheese frosting decorated with orange and red satin ribbons for a bottom border and a red apple arranged in a flower petal pattern on top was on Mrs. Watson’s kitchen table. Mrs. Watson herself was lying on her den sofa as deflated as a December jack-o-lantern. Oh, yeah, things were looking up.

  I was startled out of my reverie by a sharp rap.

  “EMT!”

  “Come in! It’s open!” the bird called.

  I hurried to the living room to open the door, and two men with a stretcher brushed past me.

  “Where’s the patient?” one asked.

  “Back here.” I led the way to the den, and then got out of the way.

  “Come in!”

  I moved next to the bird cage. “Don’t you ever shut up? This is serious.”

  “I’ll say,” agreed one of the EMTs. “Are you the next of kin?”

  “Excuse me?” My hand flew to my throat. “She’s dead?”

  “Yes, ma’am. Are you related to her?”

  While the one EMT was questioning me, the other was on the radio asking dispatch to send the police and the coroner.

  “I don’t know anything,” I said. “I just brought the cake.”

  *

  After calling in the reinforcements, the EMT’s sent me back to the living room. They didn’t get any argument from me. I sat down on the edge of a burgundy wingback chair and studied the room.

  It was a formal living room; and on my previous visits, I’d only been just inside the front door. This room was a far cry from the den. The den was lived in. Ugh. Bad choice of words.

  This room seemed as sterile as an operating room. There was an elaborate Oriental rug over beige carpet, a pale blue sofa, a curio cabinet with all sorts of expensive-looking knick-knacks and dolls. The dolls were beautiful. They were so delicate I had a hard time imagining someone as gruff as Yodel Watson appreciating them. Unlike the den, this room was spotless.

  Except for that.

  Near my right foot was a small yellow stain. Parrot pee, I supposed. Still, even if Mrs. Watson had allowed the bird outside its cage, I’d have thought this room would’ve been off limits.

  Maybe that’s what killed her. Maybe she came in here and saw bird pee in her perfect room and had a heart attack. Then she returned to the den to collapse so as not to further contaminate the room.

  Funny thing, though; I didn’t even know Mrs. Watson had a bird until today.

  “Ms. Martin?”

  I looked up. It was one of the deputies.

  “Yes?”

  “I’m Officer Hayden, and I need to ask you some questions.”

  “Um . . . sure.” This guy looked young enough to be my son—scratch that, nephew—and he still made me nervous.

  “Tell me about your arrival, ma’am.”

  Ma’am. Like I was seventy. Of course, when you’re twelve, everybody looks old.

  I cleared my throat. “I, uh, knocked on the door, and someone told me to come in. I thought it was Mrs. Watson, so I opened the door and came on inside.” I pointed toward the kitchen table. “I’m Daphne of Daphne’s Delectable Cakes.” I patted my pockets for my business card holder, but realized I must have left it in the car. “I brought the cake.”

  Officer Hayden took out a notepad. “Let me get this straight. Someone else was here when you arrived?”

  “No . . . no, it was the bird. The bird hollered and told me to come in.”

  He closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

  “I thought it was her, though.” Please, God, don’t let me get arrested. “It told me the door was open, and it was.”

  Officer Hayden opened his eyes.

  Never being one to know when to shut up, I reiterated, “I just brought the cake.”

  *

  About an hour later, I pulled into my driveway. I didn’t make it to the front door before I heard my next-door-neighbor calling me.

  “Hello, Daphne! I see you’re bringing home another cake.”

  “Afraid so.”

  She beat me to the porch. For a woman in her sixties, Myra Jenkins was pretty quick. “What was wrong with this one?”

  I handed Myra the cake and unlocked the door. “Um . . . she didn’t say.”

  “She didn’t say?” Myra wiped her feet on the mat and followed me inside.

  I dropped my purse onto the table by the door. I let Myra hang onto the cake. She’d kept the other two rejects. I figured she’d take this one, too.

  I went into the kitchen and took two diet sodas from the fridge. I handed Myra a soda, popped the top on the other, and took a long drink before dropping into a chair.

  “This is beautiful,” Myra said, after opening the cake box and peering inside. “What kind of cake is it?”

  “Spice. The icing is cream cheese.”

  Myra ran her finger through the frosting on the side of the cake and licked her finger. “Mmm, this is out of this world. You know the Save-A-Buck sometimes takes baked goods on commission, don’t you?”

  “No, I didn’t know that.”

  She nodded. “They don’t keep a bakery staff, so they sometimes buy cakes, cookies, doughnuts—stuff like that—from the locals and sell them in their store.”

  “I’ll definitely look into that.”

  “You should.” She put the lid down on the box. “Are you going to take this one?”

  “No,” I said, thinking her poking the side had already nullified that possibility. “Why don’t you take it?”

  “Thank you. I believe I’ll serve this one and the white one with the raspberry filling for Thanksgiving and save the chocolate one for Christmas.” She smiled. “Do I owe you anything?”

  “Yes. Good publicity. Sing my praises to the church group, the quilting circle, the library group and any other social cause you’re participating in.”

  “Will do, honey. Will do.”

  “Um . . . how well do you know Yodel Watson?” I asked.

  Myra pulled out a chair and sat down. “About as well as anybody in this town, I reckon. Why?”

  “She . . . ” I sighed. “She’s dead.”

  She gasped. “What happened? Car wreck? You know, she drives the awfulest car I’ve ever seen. All the tires are bald, the—”

  “It wasn’t a car wreck,” I interrupted. “When I went to her house, I thought she told me to come in, so—”

  “Banjo.”

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “It was probably Yodel’s bird Banjo tellin’ you to come in.”

  “Right. It was. So, uh, I went in and . . . and found Mrs. Watson in the den.”

  “And she was dead?”

  I nodded.

  “Was she naked?”

  “No! She had on a robe and was covered with a blanket. Why would you think she was naked?”

  Myra shrugged. “When people find dead bodies in the movies, the bodies are usually naked.” She opened her soda. “So what happened?”

  “I don’t know. Since there was no obvious cause of death, she’s being sent for an autopsy.”

  “Were there any opened envelopes lying around? Maybe somebody sent Yodel some of that amtrax stuff.”

  “I don’t think it was anthrax,” I corrected. “I figure she had a heart attack or an aneurysm or something.”

  “Don’t be too sure.”

  “Why do you say that?”

  “Because Yodel was mean.” Myra took a drink of her soda. “Heck, you know that.”

  I shook my head and tried to steer the conversation away from murder. “Who’d name their daughter Yodel?”

  “Oh, honey.”

  In the short time I’ve lived here, I’ve already learned that when Myra Jenkins says Oh, honey, you’re in for a story.

  “The Watsons yearned to follow in the Carter family’s footsteps,” she said. “You know, those famous singers. Yodel’s sisters were Melody and Harmony, and her brother was Guitar. Guitar Refr
ain Watson—Tar, for short.”

  I nearly spit diet soda across the table. “You’re kidding.”

  “No, honey, I’m not. Trouble was, nary a one of them Watsons had any talent. When my daughter was little, she’d clap her hands over her ears and make the most awful faces if we happened to sit behind them in church. Just about anybody can sing that ‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow’ song they sing while takin’ the offering plates back up to the alter, but the Watsons couldn’t. And the worst part was, every one of them sang out loud and proud. Loud, proud, off-key and tone deaf.” She smiled. “I have to admit, though, the congregation as a whole said a lot more silent prayers in church before Mr. and Mrs. Watson died and before their young-uns—all but Yodel—scattered here and yon. ‘Lord, please don’t let the Watsons sit near us.’ And, ‘Lord, please stop up my ears just long enough to deliver me from sufferin’ through another hymn.’ And, ‘Lord, please give Tar laryngitis for forty-five minutes.’”

  We both laughed.

  “That was ugly of me to tell,” Myra said. “But it’s true! Still, I’ll have to ask forgiveness for that. I always did wonder if God hadn’t blessed any of them Watsons with musical ability because they’d tried to write their own ticket with those musical names. You know what I mean?”

  “I guess you’ve got a point there.”

  “Anyhow, back to Yodel. Yodel was jealous of China York because China could sing. The choir director was always getting China to sing solos. China didn’t care for Yodel because Yodel was spiteful and mean to her most of the time. It seemed Yodel couldn’t feel good about herself unless she was puttin’ somebody else down.”

  “She must’ve felt great about herself every time I brought a cake over,” I muttered. “Sorry. Go on.”

  “Well, a few years ago, our old preacher retired and we got a new one. Of course, we threw him a potluck howdy-get-to-know-you party at the church. It was summer, and I took a strawberry pie. I make the best strawberry pies. I’d thought about making one for Thanksgiving, but I don’t have to now that you’ve given me all these cakes. I do appreciate it.”